BWAHHAHAHA!! OMG!!! Wia!!! you are a super star!!! I LOVE your translation!!! oh goodness, should NOT have been drinking coffee when I read that!!! nearly choked myself!!!
OK, here is the translation for you:
You know Wia, when you come to visit you will certainly have to go to the big smoke to have a look, its not my bowl of rice really cause I love it here in the bush.
You know Wia, when you come to visit you will certainily have to go to Sydney (or any other capital city) to have a look, I really don't like it (the city) cause I love it here in the bush!
My sister lives in the big smoke with some other rellies.
My sister lives in Sydney with some other relatives.
In the big smoke you can go out on the turps but I would advise you not to wear trackie daks to the casino as people might think you have gone troppo!!
In Sydney you can go out on the night (get drunk) but I would advise you not to wear a track suit (sports/casual attire) to the Casino as people might think you are strange (gone mad).
But you will find most Aussies are ridgy didge and fair dinkum. You’ll find lots of great things to eat as well like, spag bol, snags or just grab a sanger!! J
But you will find most Aussie are very nice and genuine (true). You'll find lots of great things to eat as well like, spaghettie bolognaise, sausages or just grab a sandwich!!
By the way, when you call me by my username IT DOES NOT MEAN what it says it does on that site – hooroo for now!!
The first part you need to look up that site and as for horoo, that just means goodbye for now.
oh dear, I just reread your translation, that is soooo priceless!!!
you dag! xo