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VickiStegall

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Background info:
I am absolutely horrible with dates. In our house, it's the opposite of the norm and the wife (me) forgets anniversaries, birthdays, etc. and the hubby remembers them. I got real lucky that alyx was born on 2/2/2000. :)

The Story:
Yesterday was the anniversary of the OKC bombing (not the funny part of this story) and as I halfway listened to the tv coverage (while doing other random things), they mentioned the date of the bombing and then at some point, the year 2005.

I was thinking about what I was doing at the time of the bombing and then it popped in my head, "Oh, this would be a great way for me to figure out when Anthony and I first met!", since we met the year before the bombing at a Friday the 13th party. I googled 'Friday the 13th dates 2004' and saw that that date only happened twice that year - in Feb and Aug. I knew it wasn't February so I figured it was Aug.

I went to lunch with Anthony and was regaling him with my mad research skills and basking in my glory of figuring out when we first met. I mean, I was really laying it on thick - I was just that proud of myself for figuring it out!

So, finally, he says, "Um.... I hate to bring this up but.... did you say 2004?"

At which point, my brain started clicking and I realized what I had done (because, HELLO - our son was born in 2000 so he would have been 4 in 2004!). Of course, then I had to ask him what year it really was (which I just had to google again because i've already forgotten it - GAH) and he informed me the bombing happened in 1995 so we met in 1994.

He then spent an extra-ordinary amount of time bragging about his obvious manliness and even posted the following on facebook:

So, according to my wife's math/date skills, we were introduced to each other 4 years after she had our child. I guess I'm just that good.

I gotta admit, the whole time I was talking about 2004 it never even occurred to me to even once question that date. When it finally registered, I laughed so hard I literally couldn't breathe!

Oh, belly laughs are so good even when they are at your own expense!
 
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Bush Girl

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Oh dear, I'm sorry to laugh, Vicki, but this story is just brilliant. Thank you for livening up my evening.


Now scrap it, girl!~!!
 

VickiStegall

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lol Selena - you were SUPPOSED to laugh! I thought it was just too funny not to share

And, Jan, you're so right!

Everyone else, yup, my hubby is so clever and witty (and good with numbers lol)
 

faerywings

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CHEERY O
Dates = numbers. Numbers = math. Artists don't do numbers! Champagne for everyone! :)

I LOVE you for saying this!!!! I really do!!!
I have this "thing" with numbers, (kind of like Vicki LOL) as in they mean nothing to be. Like some people have depth perception issues, I have number-perception issues.
Now I know why!! ("cept I am not an artist, but maybe I can pretend for a while??)
 

hondachicc

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LMAO here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes, it's a fabulous thing you can laugh at yourself for this too!!!


OMG.....................THIS NEEDS TO BE SCRAPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

clarabear

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This is awesome. Vicki stories are the best. I still die laughing over the okra. This rates with that one.

I just read this to my DH and he was cracking up that you weren't even in the right millennia. I sooooo would have done something like this.
 
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taxed4ever

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This sounds so much like something I would do!!! Too funny Vicki!! Love your story, and yes its true creative people don't do numbers!!
 
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