biograffiti
Well-Known Member
So we went up to the family cabin this weekend. Have to drive about 13 miles or so up this dirt road in the mountains. There's this big steep hill we call "hell hill" and it's got a gate you have to open and close halfway up. So I hop out to grab the gate and it's like this old school black/bare steel pipe gate about shoulder height. One of the relatives had shoved an empty plastic sprite bottle into one end of the rail on the gate. So I'm cursing under my breath about the inconsiderate relatives that decided to leave their garbage out and I yank the bottle out. In that exact instant I knew, it dawned on me that the bottle was probably shoved in there like that to plug off the pipe. Ya, you guessed it, there were definitely wasps in that there pipe gate. So one came out and went right down my shirt. And I kinda have big boobs and I was wearing a bra + my mod-bod under tank and another tee over that. So the mod-bod tanks are like super tight and that friggin' bee flew right into my bra, was all smashed up in my boobies and the tank did nothing but press that bee tighter into my teets. It was like a wasp that doubled as a tattoo needle just stinging my boob over and over in the same f'in spot. So I'm hollering about the sting, Jay's in the drivers seat yelling "take your top off". I'm thinking ya, I bet you'd like that but I'm getting STUNG all over. And again he hollers "well, take off your shirt!". I finally got it, and took it all off LOL. I ended up with a giant sting that drew blood and swelled up bigger than a quarter- I swear it looked like a third nipple that first night + 3 more stings on my chest. LOL
