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Pioneer Woman saved my life!

VickiStegall

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CHEERY O
ok, so that title is a little melodramatic, but man, it almost feels like it's true.

A little background:

~I spent the weekend flat on my back, wishing I was dead, with the worst sinus migraine ever. It started last Wednesday and just progressively got worse until I was reduced to a quivering mass of jello laying on the couch whimpering pathetically. It was so bad my hubby actually sat there and petted my head for a couple of hours (what a sweetie :) ).

~I'm trying to learn to cook. (Some of you know how funny that is...)

~We don't eat at the kitchen table because we don't usually eat in and if we do, we do it on TV trays in the living room. So, um, our kitchen table has become a "catch all" that I just don't pay that much attention to. (yes, that's embarassing to admit, but, hey, my hubby didn't marry me for my housekeeping skills ;) )

~My couch (which I lay dying on all weekend) is about 3 feet from said kitchen table.

~My inlaws have a very large garden and everytime we see them, they give us a bunch of whatever they just harvested. We saw them approx 2 weeks ago.

So, (not so) fastforward to last night...

I'm sitting on the couch reading Pioneer Woman's blog hoping for some inspiration on the cooking front. You know, just arrowing through, post to post, when I come to the title: A Way to Eat Fresh Okra. OMG! (Which I yelled out, making the hubby look at me like I'd finally lost it.) I leap up to begin the search and promptly trip over my shoes. Now he's really staring at me, so I yell, "THE OKRA!" (complete with frantic hand gestures). I think he's starting to really worry at this point, so I clarify by saying, "The okra." and giving him that really earnest "you know" look. Which he responds to with a blank look and "the okra? what okra?" To which, I brilliantly reply, "why doesn't it smell. It should smell by now so I would have found it already." Now he just looks scared, so I decide explanations are worthless and just start searching...

So, to make a short story really long, I found the bag of moldy and rotting (but still not smelling) okra on one of the chairs under the kitchen table. OMG! How disgusting. But, I digress... I immediately took it out the trash and when I come back in, the hubby says, "Hey, I bet that's what was causing your headache!"

Yep, he's a smart man :)

And, yes, my head is feeling better today, so I think he was right.


PS~ If you don't know who Pioneer Woman is, check out her blog at http://thepioneerwoman.com/ . She's amazing and she did save my life afterall :)
 

ourmisadventures

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what no page scrapped with this story yet? the journaling would be great!

I don't think she would want to take a picture of moldy rotting Okra! lol!

Oh my goodness -- that's hilarious!! I'm super allergic to mold too, we never eat at our dining room table but once we did... and my husband left the pitcher of iced tea on it. For whatever reason, someone had placed a box in front of it so we didn't see it for a few weeks & by then there was a thick coating of mold! I had been having terrible sinus problems for about a week by the time we found it.
 

lmccandless

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Dude, you crack me up. I think P-dub would LOVE this story. Too funny.

Sorry about your headache though...those are always awful. I think you need a Neti Pot (well, in addition to quitting smoking but I'm not going lecture you on that again. :blah: )
 

cellomom

...loves her some "O"
Laura, I love your lecturing Emoticon!! teehee!!

OMG!!! VICKI!!!!! I'm for the LO...AND I think you should just have a pic of the couch!! :) (and maybe the awesome kitchen table!!) AND I'm soooo glad you are feeling better.

BTW, she saved my life, too, but in a different way!! LOL!! now I cook...and Mr Gorgeous's best friend goes on and on about how I'm a cook! and Mr Gorgeous? well, he is in love with me even more now that I've conquered the kitchen!!
 

mrstoa

mrstoa
ROTFL

You simply MUST send this story to the Pioneer Woman -

Find some okra and let it get yucky to take a photo - to do a layout - only don't leave it on the kitchen table :)

I mean, the Pioneer Woman has helped me out of some pretty messy situations but mainly to do with photography ;)

my DH is clever too - just like yours ;)
 

hondachicc

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Wow!!! You really have me thinking the next time I get a headache I will be searching my house high and low for OKRA!!! BWHAHAHA!!

Well...glad to hear the headache is gone and you are feeling better..and OH YES...this one needs a layout!!!

CHEERS TO THE PIONEER WOMAN!!! I think she needs to go on OPRAH!!
 

joannebrisebois

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lol!! Woman, that is the most surreal and hysterical thing I have heard in a long time!! I'm glad you found the source of your pain! I agree, this experience deserves a layout lol!!!
 

wombat146

ONA - Administrator
CHEERY O
bwhaahhaha!! Vicki!! I just had this film script running through my head reading this, I could SEE the faces and HEAR the dialogue (Jennifer Aniston and Clive Owen were the actors that immediately came to mind to star in your narrative!!!! weird I know!!! :biggrin:) that is sooo hysterical and really, I am at my desk at work and I laughed out loud at this one!! :pound::pound::pound::pound::pound::pound:
 

clarabear

always chatty at the O!!
Man! That is not so dramatic of a title since I get allergy sinus headaches too. They are no joke. I'm glad she saved your life and that you shared it with us so that we could get a kick out of it in the meantime.
 

SueCummings

Defined + Designed
Designer
Holy Cow!
sheep2
Eeep! Couldn't find a cow emoticon...so the sheep will have to do!

I wish I could have seen your hubby's face when you were yelling...the
okra..the okra!!!:nod:

Re: allergy/migraine headaches...i've got them...i get them...
mine are called sinus-induced migraines...
preventive medicine: zyrtec (over the counter)
last resort: migraine meds in my purse at all times.

Thanks for sharing the sitcom...love ya!
Sue
 

katg1006

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Vicki - OMG I laughed so hard!!!!!!! I have totally been there!!!

I am so glad you are feeling better now!!
 

VickiStegall

Administrator
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CHEERY O
thanks y'all!

It is so nice to know I'm not the only one!!! and once I started feeling better, I honestly thought the whole thing was pretty darned funny too.
 

dlhoffer

There's no place like hOme!
OMG - This could be me!!!! Too, too funny!!! So glad you found it & are feeling better Vicki :)
 
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