ROTFLMAO! I voted "so much to say" and I am guessing that you are one of the other 2 that did so far.
Socks are one of those "things" that make me tilt at windmills.
Full disclosure: My "kids" are legit adults (23 and 25) but still live at home. I usually run all of our laundry together- we have a septic and well water so it makes more sense to do fewer big loads than a million individual ones. I could let the "sock issue" go if I let them deal with it on their own, but I admit that I bring it on myself.
Personally, I can't wear mismatched socks,-- if they are the same color/style but "feel" different, nope they have to come off.
My DD wears mismatched socks about 30% of the time. They are usually Halloween socks but she wears them year-round. But they usually end up in the same load of laundry so that's fine. It isn't the wearing of mismatched socks that gets to me, its the pairing/folding of them
My DS really makes me batty. He has been a sock slob since he was tiny. Never got his socks into the hamper at the same time. Since he does a lot of hiking on his job, he invested in really good wool socks. Most of them are in shades of grey and tan. 25 years old and he still can't get them into the hamper together. I physically can't pair up the ones that are "close" in color even though he tells me to do that all of the time. Or to throw them loose and willy-nilly into his basket. I just can't. Of course, it doesn't bother him, he is color blind and they all look the same!
#devil
(Bet you never thought someone would have sooooo much to say about siocks!
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