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Urgent: New Disease Discovered - Please Read!

wombat146

ONA - Administrator
CHEERY O
I received this email from my sister today:

The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreation Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is, sadly, controlling your life. Get help immediately.

So you see!!! Nana and Chris, we are doing the right thing and self medicating!!!!! :champagneI have at least 5 online friends so I am not that infected yet, but will have to store up my supply of :cosmo to make sure!!!!
 

hondachicc

Well-Known Member
:rofl:


So our new ads should include "just say no to work"....Buhahahaha!!!

thanks for sharing Ona...that made me laugh!!!
 

SueCummings

Defined + Designed
Designer
cheers!:tea:
I will be staying away from this virus!!!
"work" ends for me tomorrow!
no virus all summer long!
 

wombat146

ONA - Administrator
CHEERY O
oh I am soo glad all my O friends are staying 'safe' and have plenty of 'medications' to get them by!!! :biggrin:
 

wombat146

ONA - Administrator
CHEERY O
aww Selena!!! hope things get better for you sweetie!!! look, here is some medication I just bought for you!! now just sit down and relax and have a quiet drinkie or two!!! :cosmo
 

faerywings

The Loopy-O
CHEERY O
:rotf:

When I saw the title, my first reaction was Oh no! Can I deal with one more disease?? But this one, YES I CAN!!!!!!

:partywine:
 

Ellen

Well-Known Member
thank goodness there is a cure for it.. cheers mates

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katg1006

Well-Known Member
:rofl: Hahahahahahaa Oh Ona that is the best!!!!

I have heard of this disease and I believe Self-medication is the best course of action as well! My wine is chilling as we speak!!! :) Now to find the glasses!!!
 
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