If the late, great, Toby Keith, had written a song about the Conch Republic's pelicans, it might have been this one. The pelicans are confident they are much more attractive than cruise ships and they like to be ready for their photo ops too. Every feather must be carefully fluffed into place. This one was quite confident that he (she?) had two EXCEPTIONALLY good sides. Just in case I accidentally deleted my flamingo pictures (which I did, UGH), it was eager to prove that a flamingo pose was amazingly easy to do. I did not Photoshop out one leg, the pose was exactly that, just put his flamingo on. Yup, better than a cruise ship picture.
Lyrics:
That I’m a pink flamingo
Do you like my feathers?
Do you like my pose?
Do you think I’m pretty?
Should I stay this way?
How do you like me now?
