Question for you all, especially the newer people here who might not be as familiar with how I think/talk/write:
How in the world can you follow what I am saying? I swear, between the typos and the entire chunks of words I leave out-- not to mention the meandering trains of thought, how do you interpret the mess I plop down here into English?
I swear to you, I skim over my posts before I hit Submit, but you would never be able to tell.
Although I have a hunch about how you do it. You can guess what I am talking about because I rotate through a very small subset of topics. As I type this, I remember what my "darling" *cough cough* kids said to me yesterday. I was complaining about it being cold and having a headache and I somehow combined it into one long somewhere. (Somehow. haha, I *somehow* did it-- my goodness it is the only way I communicate! LOL!!!) They think that I come with a pull-string a la Woody from Toy Story.
"I have a headache."
"I'm cold"
"I'm tired."
"My back hurts."
"I hate food shopping."
Those would be the top five. ROTFLMAO!!!
God, I love my kids but they can be mean. They also closed me into the laundry room and turned the light out -- they call it Messin' With Mom.

I made it through food shopping until the very end when they only had two cashiers open. Pfft. I don't like to use self-checkout with a big order, it loses its convenience if you are doing a lot of work, right? I use it when I have one or two things but for a cart full, I prefer to go to human, then I also get some social interaction with someone NOT locking me in the laundry room.
I also realized that it makes more sense to do online shopping b/c it takes impulse purchases away, so the $5 fee kind of pays for itself.
I made butternut squash pasta and homemade garlic rosemary breadsticks. So yummy. My dad's hip surgery is scheduled for June 8. I hope that my mom can get her's scheduled asap. She read somewhere and now is convinced that she won't be allowed to drive for six months after the pacemaker surgery. I don't; know where she is getting her info but I highly doubt that is true. No one in their right mind would get a PM unless they absolutely had no choice if that were the case. A few weeks, I can see, just like any post-op restrictions. 6 months seems verrrrrrrrrry excessive. Guess what I am doing today? Researching driving restrictions and pacemakers. I also have to check in with BFF. Her mom ended up with a couple of cracked ribs, she is exhausted and got into a mini-accident on her way to work in the morning. She just tapped the guy's bumper but it was the last thing she needed. I wish I could help her with all of "it."
It's going to be another frigid day (pulls string: "I'm cold." ) but tomorrow it should be near 60*
Yay!!
xoxoxo
How in the world can you follow what I am saying? I swear, between the typos and the entire chunks of words I leave out-- not to mention the meandering trains of thought, how do you interpret the mess I plop down here into English?
I swear to you, I skim over my posts before I hit Submit, but you would never be able to tell.
Although I have a hunch about how you do it. You can guess what I am talking about because I rotate through a very small subset of topics. As I type this, I remember what my "darling" *cough cough* kids said to me yesterday. I was complaining about it being cold and having a headache and I somehow combined it into one long somewhere. (Somehow. haha, I *somehow* did it-- my goodness it is the only way I communicate! LOL!!!) They think that I come with a pull-string a la Woody from Toy Story.
"I have a headache."
"I'm cold"
"I'm tired."
"My back hurts."
"I hate food shopping."
Those would be the top five. ROTFLMAO!!!
God, I love my kids but they can be mean. They also closed me into the laundry room and turned the light out -- they call it Messin' With Mom.



I made it through food shopping until the very end when they only had two cashiers open. Pfft. I don't like to use self-checkout with a big order, it loses its convenience if you are doing a lot of work, right? I use it when I have one or two things but for a cart full, I prefer to go to human, then I also get some social interaction with someone NOT locking me in the laundry room.

I also realized that it makes more sense to do online shopping b/c it takes impulse purchases away, so the $5 fee kind of pays for itself.
I made butternut squash pasta and homemade garlic rosemary breadsticks. So yummy. My dad's hip surgery is scheduled for June 8. I hope that my mom can get her's scheduled asap. She read somewhere and now is convinced that she won't be allowed to drive for six months after the pacemaker surgery. I don't; know where she is getting her info but I highly doubt that is true. No one in their right mind would get a PM unless they absolutely had no choice if that were the case. A few weeks, I can see, just like any post-op restrictions. 6 months seems verrrrrrrrrry excessive. Guess what I am doing today? Researching driving restrictions and pacemakers. I also have to check in with BFF. Her mom ended up with a couple of cracked ribs, she is exhausted and got into a mini-accident on her way to work in the morning. She just tapped the guy's bumper but it was the last thing she needed. I wish I could help her with all of "it."
It's going to be another frigid day (pulls string: "I'm cold." ) but tomorrow it should be near 60*
Yay!!
xoxoxo