Credits:
Kit - Creator by One Little Bird
Frame and brads - Conversation Piece no. 1 by Paislee Press and One Little Bird
Fonts - Stereofidelic and Courier New
Kinda hard to translate. He's using a phrase that makes it even more funny.
Dialogue June 10th, 2004
Mom: Are you going to bathe today or just take a shower?
John: Neither
Mom: But you have to
John: Nooooo! You can't fool me!