This was fun to do! Hope the poem gives you a chuckle. Text reads:

My hubby accuses me of growing roots.
('Cause I'm hopelessly, desperately addicted.)
He really has no clue how awful it is --
Surely something I couldn't have predicted.

I'm sometimes a lurker in forums,
though I can, and do, speak up and chat.
But I have to share time on our computer,
and we all know how we feel about that!!

So I've partially solved that little problem,
A new laptop is on order for me !!
Now he cant mess with my settings,
or see me drool over new kits I see.

So Im offering my seriousness,
devotion, and humor as gifts.
Oscraps feeds my addiction --
Youll get my jpgs, pngs and tiffs!

If you pick me to be one of your Cheery-Os,
I could be at the computer each day
telling my hubby I'm working --
(when really I'm busy at play!)

Credits:
Paper by Kristin Aagard, Up in the Air
All other elements by Createwings Designs; kits used are Birthday Wishes, Creation 23, Fresh Wildflowers, Winter Flight
Fonts used: Andy, Century Schoolbook