1.Did he SERIOUSLY just say Abracadabra? Trust me, there is no magic hat or abracadabra having 9 babies at one time. The only only Abracadabra was the guy with the letter and number for a name. Believe me when I tell you that was NOT magic!
2.Well, FINALLY, complements! The judge really liked all of us and you kids all behaved so well. He liked that there were so many of you. Well, yah, he wasn’t feeding you multiple times a day. He said I was a good mother because you were all so healthy. Well of course! That’s my job. Then he said he liked my BIG double chin. Good grief, you have 9 kids and see what you double
up on.
3.Poor Andrew, at least I had them corralled so I didn’t have to keep counting them over and over again.
4.Well, even with practice the judge hasn’t gotten any faster. I know your ears are tired, but hold them nice and straight , keep your butts up, somebody said something about DQ after we get done here.
5.Graham is new at this, so Christian will help out. I want you all to be on your best behavior now, don’t give Graham any trouble.
6.OK, everyone, she’s giving us “THE LOOK”, “Carrot, get the kids lined up” look. Nice line now, no saggy butts, no wiggles, and lets get the ears up straight, and ”smeyes”, you know smile with your eyes, like that model lady says, and I don’t want ANYONE biting the judge this year. One of last year’s bunnies, really embarrassed us, Lauren and I don’t want one of my children biting.
7.Lauren is posed and ready, let’s go! You are NOT going to behave like Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail and Peter in Mr. McGregor’s garden. Lauren has worked too hard with you, so don’t let her down. Cinnabun, Lightning McQueen, Sunny, Red, straight line now. We aren’t just ANY bunnies, WE are Lauren’s bunnies from Shady Oaks Farm.
8.I am so proud of all of you. You did such an amazing job today. Look at that big smile on Lauren’s face, she is really proud of you too.