the latest chapter in YOUR MOTHER!

scum bucket font "the latest chapter in"
sbennett scribbly alpha - your mother

spiral notebook, star doodle, notebook paper, arrow, paper border,post it, yellow highlighter from SO November 2009 Mega
Anna BV - Resolutions - pen
background paper & computer keypad, folder, rejected and stamp Desk top mess by Holleywood studios
stitches - AnnaBV - Only the Lucky

I blocked out my mom's username and password

The phone rings HELLO
Oh Maria thank god your there! All my emails are gone, all my folders are gone, my school email is just empty! I dont have anything saved, all my stuff is gone. I let another teacher use my computer and she deleted all my emails
WHAT! Mom what are you talking about!!!!!!!!!!

OMG Im thinking she was hacked by a teacher? Why on earth would another teacher delete all her stuff? As shes telling me again that she let another teacher use her computer Im logging into her email myself thinking why on earth would this woman do this to her email account and how on earth did she get my mothers password. Just then I get logged into her account and yet again, YOUR MOTHER IS A MO-MO! When on earth am I going to wake up and smell the coffee and know that when she calls freaking out nothing is wrong and its just a PEBKAC!!!

MOM! I scream at her! Close all the **** windows right now! Nothing is wrong, youre doing it wrong, and your email is fine
Im telling you its not there
Mom listen to me!
ok
Now open the window and go to your school home page
Im there and it logs me in
Mom I didnt tell you to log in
Im going to tell that teacher she cant use my computer any more because I cant get to my email
No mom if you do that then youll look like an idiot because you dont know how to log into your email, there isnt anything wrong you just need to log yourself in
Well how does that happen? Why am I not seeing my email
Because the computer remembered the last person who was logged in and you are seeing her email!
How does it do that if I dont know her password
Because the computer SAVES IT so you just have to put in your user name and password
I did and it doesnt work, nothing is there all the folders are gone
YOU COULDNT HAVE PUT IN YOUR NAME AND PASSWORD BECAUSE IM LOOKING AT YOUR EMAIL AND EVERYTHING IS FINE! YOU HAVE TO REMOVE HER EMAIL, WHY DID YOU JUMP AHEAD! DID I TELL YOU TO HIT LOG IN? NOW CLOSE THE WINDOW AND OPEN IT BACK UP AGAIN
Im there, I see the names of the teachers & the email log in
Click on the log in what do you see?
It says Languages and West Paterson School District, but if I click on log in my stuff is gone!
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU CLICKING ON LOG IN? DID I TELL YOU TO CLICK ON LOG IN! DAMMIT GO BACK TO THE WPSCHOOL SITE AGAIN AND CLICK ON THE EMAIL LINK AND LISTEN
Ok Im here, but it wont work
What name do you see in the white box? Is it yours?
No its the other teachers
RIGHT! Now you have to change that to your name Ok
Did you do that?
yes but it still wont log me in
YOU HAVE TO ENTER YOUR PASSWORD
Whats my password?
Note to self: print her out the email I sent to my brother of when I signed her up for her stupid email!
Mom its ******
all lower case
Yes mom
It doesnt work
Mom, click in the white boxes and delete everything thats in there, then type your user name and your password
My user name is ****** at West Paterson schools.?
NO mom, your user name is ******** at wpschools.org
I said West Paterson but its wp
(((kill kill kill now now now)))
does it say dot org?
Yes!
did you type in your password?
Yes
now click log in
it doesnt work
(((Im going to be motherless by tonight!)))
Try it again
ok it worked this time, why did that happen? Why couldnt I log in
Because your user name and password wasnt in there, didnt you look to see who you were logging in as?
No its always me, this is the first time it happened. I swear if there was a book to read about all these scenarios, Id read it to help me
((sure she would! Im sure it would be her top priority))
Got it now mom?
Yes Im good
And that is the latest chapter in YOUR MOTHER! I wonder if when she was little and they first got their first TV set if she had this many problems trying to turn the channels!