A Birthday Workout (by Joanna Fuchs)
Hike across green Ireland;
Bike the USA;
Backpack through New Zealand,
But dont call it a day
Do yoga in lovely Paris;
Jump rope in Katmandu;
Avoid Italian pasta,
(Well, maybe taste, but dont you chew!)
Climb atop Mt. Everest;
Do aerobics on Chinas Wall;
Lift weights on Mexican Beaches;
And honey, thats not all
Shake your booty with native dances
In Fiji and Bora Bora;
Move your body and exercise
Like youve never done befora.
Okay; thats good; youre finished;
Now you can take a break;
Youve finally burned enough calories
To have your birthday cake!
