1.What do you mean they took Aaron to the hospital last night? I know you’re his cousin Graham, but have you done this before?
2.Do they always take this long? Didn’t he see I sat perfectly the way you taught me? What about your nails? They complement my fur perfectly! What’s taking so long???
3.These things go on for EVER, Graham. We’ve been here like 4 hours. At least we aren’t getting bleacher butt like the poor people watching us. Can we go to the DQ when this is FINALLY over?
4.OK, Andrew, so they judge me on my fur, they flip me over and check my nether regions and judge me on EVERY thing! What about an award for best hair? What about an award for best smile? How come you just get a shirt with a rabbit that doesn’t look ANY thing like ME on the back of it?
5.WHAT?? SERIOUSLY?? My butt isn’t big enough and high enough? What IS it with the body shaming going on here? My eyes are pinker than humans with pink eye, which THEY don’t even LIKE, my ears are straight, and Lauren has worked with me every day. And Mr. Judge, you could afford to lose a couple of pounds, just my Oryctolagus cuniculus opinion.
6.OMG! OMG! We just won a Grammy at the County Fair, Graham!! This is like my first acting gig EVER and here you are a first time director and you took me all the way, in front of this gigantic LIVE audience of 2 and 4 legged spectators, some of whom are soooo excited they are leaving congratulatory ‘gifts’ on the floor. Your mom was even live streaming it to Aaron!
